Discontinuous ridiculous stools – a preprint full of tortured phrases and stolen data

Patients with provocative entrail illness unclassified gave to crisis division a 3-day history of sickness, retching, migraine and irregular stomach torment alongside discontinuous ridiculous stools as of late.

If you cannot wrap your brain around this sentence, don’t worry. Neither can I.

A photo of a very ridiculous stool: a poop-emoji cake, with big white googly eyes and twisted candles on top. Taken at uBiome headquarters, March 2017.
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