The Camel’s Camel

On some days, after hours of image scanning, I feel like doing something different. Today, I searched for some scientific papers containing “tortured phrases”. This term was first coined by Guillaume Cabanac et al. in a 2021 preprint.

Tortured phrases are bizarrely synonymized versions of standard scientific terms produced when authors run copied text through paraphrasing or translation software to disguise plagiarism. This can lead to funny sounding word combinations, such as “bosom malignancy” instead of “breast cancer“.

Today, I found a beautiful example of synonymized plagiarism involving the microbiome of a camel’s udder.

A camel’s camel – image drawn by ChatGPT
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Discontinuous ridiculous stools – a preprint full of tortured phrases and stolen data

Patients with provocative entrail illness unclassified gave to crisis division a 3-day history of sickness, retching, migraine and irregular stomach torment alongside discontinuous ridiculous stools as of late.

If you cannot wrap your brain around this sentence, don’t worry. Neither can I.

A photo of a very ridiculous stool: a poop-emoji cake, with big white googly eyes and twisted candles on top. Taken at uBiome headquarters, March 2017.
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